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Song Parodies -> "Sealed Till They Grip"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed With A Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Sealed Till They Grip"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

teeth were shot and said goodbye
what a bummer
gnawin', a practice i miss
i'm gonna get some subs
yes, one day i'll get dentures
sealed till they grip

i don't wanna be an old toothless gummer
so i'll fill the emptiness
my dental office schemes
and they say they'll make dentures
sealed till they grip

i'll seal them...on the gumline
i'll keep them moist and prepared
my gums, though tender, will hold them

yes, my teeth have said goodbye
i'm a gummer
gnawin' tough stuff i miss
dentures have an edge
and meat they'll dismember
if sealed until they grip

sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious. One of those depressing songs about fall (my pet peeve) should inspire such a parody about an irritating problem.
Adagio - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
How funny! I thought it was about something else entirely. Painful thinking about those tender gums! 5's
AFW - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Truth, humor, and the human body...always a solid pattern for a great parody...maybe you could use a Navy Seal...
Dee Range - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
You had me at 'toothless gummer'...watching someone gum their food is not pretty. Outstanding, alvin. 555+
Peregrin - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"toothless gummer" also got me in :) Great stuff :) I'm drillin' ya some fives !
alvin - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle adagio AFW dee and peregrin
Ann Hammond - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
he he

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