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Song Parodies -> "ItsyBitsy Teeny Weeny Skimpy Striped String Bikini"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"ItsyBitsy Teeny Weeny Skimpy Striped String Bikini"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

After a five month dry spell I saw this story and figure if this doesn't deserve a song nothing does. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17965919/from/ET
It was obvious that he was snockered
As strolling through the park was he
A fellow bewigged and be-knockered
And devoid of dignity.

(Two three four, tell the people what he wore)!

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
On shoes with four inch spike heels sashayed
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
Caused the sheriff to haul him away.

Straight to the jail he was taken
Where on a bible he swore
He was gonna compete down in Dayton
In a drag show for prizes galore.

(Three four five, one look at him you'd know that's jive)

Wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
With his pot belly fully displayed
His itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
Very likely would not make the grade.

I'm afraid his career's in hot water
And I wonder what he's gonna do.
If town council says they hadn't oughter
Let him back on the fire crew.

(Six seven eight, will they vote to reinstate?)

A man whose itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
That caused onlookers undue dismay.
His itsy bitsy teeny weeny skimpy strip-ed string bikini
A sight that will haunt some to their dying day.

He got tanked up then he dressed up
His femi-nine side explored.
And therefore he was locked up.
Guess he won't do that no more!

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alvin - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
hilarious and horrific at the same time
Meriadoc - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Dayton? I'm horrified.... :-P
AFW - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This is funnier than the photo of the guy was...and that was funny
Johnny D - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said! ;-)
PMS - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Meri, AFW and Johnny.
Ann Hammond - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
hilarious
PMS - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
yup, you nailed that topic, PMS - well done - that story definitely goes into the "seemed like a good idea at the time" basket - 555

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