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Song Parodies -> "Sealed In A Crypt"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed With A Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Sealed In A Crypt"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

yeah, we gotta say goodbye
what a bummer
darling, i've ceased to exist
i'm sailin' off, my love
everyday, i'll be deader
sealed in a crypt

yes, its gonna be so cold
where i slumber
and i'll feel the endlessness
eternity of dreams
everyday, i'll grow fetid
sealed in a crypt

i'll see no...lovely sunlight
i sure ain't goin' nowhere
so snug, a coffin can hold you
but darling...there ain't no air

didn't wanna say goodbye
it was sudden
slowly..i will eclipse
for here inside, i'm wedged
been dead since september
sealed in a crypt

sealed in a crypt
sealed in a crypt
sealed in a crypt

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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LucidLupin LeeBee - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Dead funny Alvin 5s
Red Ant - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't sure on this one, but "but darling...there ain't no air" made me laugh.
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leebee and red ant
AFW - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You're givin' everyone else some stiff competition, here...fives
PMS - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
"Every day I'll grow fetid" was my favorite of many phoneticly correct zingers!
Adagio - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What a romantic song.....hehehe. 5's
alvin rhodes - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW PMS and adagio
Johnny D - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Time to do The Monster Mash .... in 5-5 time!

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