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Song Parodies -> "The Escape From JD"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin Around The Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"The Escape From JD"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

When Tier 4 strikes....
I am locked out of JD sports because of Tier 4 effects.
The staff members would not be seen that police were here to lock.
I am locked out of JD sports and the police will now decide,
If I am able to get out or they've thrown away my side.

I just had the key thrown out the window, no escape!
Now I'll find another way out, that requires the trip outside them!
I am locked out of JD sports, and I will not escape this!
Think police want to now search me to see how it's gonna play!

(Instrumental Backing)

I just had the key thrown out the hallway of the store,
I will not really escape this, or a case will be afflicted
I am locked out of JD sports, and there is nowhere to go!
Escape wasn't really planned again, because I am not HOUDINI!
This isn't a escape! And so the saga continues.

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