Flockin' around the Christmas tree
With my spray tool in my hand
Spreadin' those limbs, so I can see
Where to put the white stuff, grand

Flockin' around the Christmas tree
Like to do things slow and tight
When I'm done, ladies say to me
Thanks, for flockin' it just right..

Sorta' get a sentimental feelin' if I hear,
"Love your flockin'..I'll call Polly!"
"You can flock hers, Oh by golly!"

Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a service I supply
If PTA I'll flock for free,
I'm a mother flockin' guy...

Sorta' get an extra special feelin', when I hear,
"Love your flockin'..do my holly!"
"Your good flockin' makes me jolly!"

Flockin' around at Christmas time
Tall or short, I'll drop on by
Know when they hear a door bell chime
It's their mother flockin' guy...

They know when they hear that door bell chime,
It's the mother flockin' guy...