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Song Parodies -> "Russian Mercenary"

Original Song Title:

"Urban Spaceman"

Original Performer:

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Parody Song Title:

"Russian Mercenary"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I'm the Russian mercenary, I've got speed
(When I am forced fo flee)
I'm the Russian mercenary, I can fly
(When I am blown in the sky)

I get my pleasure
from causing others pain
I will rape and steal and loot
and pillage things again

I'm the Russian merenary, I'm cruel and mean
Worst you have seen

I shun from the fighting
(cause that might get me killed)
I don't want my innards seen
all over spilled -

I'm the Russian mercenary, I'm devious and mean
(Just like Stalin)
I'm the Russian mercenary, fighter, second to none
It's a lot of fun -

When Ukrainians shoot their HIMARS
it is time to run
Wagner group will pay me well
for random fire of gun -

I'm the Russian mercenary, here comes the twist
I no more exist!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 44

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Peregrin - November 19, 2022 - Report this comment
Amusing (because of the Russians plight) parody to a great song, Susan.

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