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Song Parodies -> "My TSA Man"

Original Song Title:

"Mr; Tambourine Man"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan (Byrds version)

Parody Song Title:

"My TSA Man"

Parody Written by:

Ed Bulmer (Special Ed)

The Lyrics

This is based on the Byrds version.
Hey Mr TSA man keep your hands off me
This is creepy and there ain't no space you don't go to
Hey Mr TSA man keep your hands off me
I hear jingle jangle in my pockets as your hands go through

As you take me for a trip, on your magic groping shift
And I feel like I've been stripped
As my bodies in your grip
I'll be giving you some lip
Waiting only for your hands to be wanderin'

I'm getting a grope everywhere
I'm turning a red shade
I'm a pawn in your parade
As you grope and feel your way
I promise you will pay for it

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I did this one a week or so ago. You have an interesting take on the issue. Assuming that this mass exercise in sexual molestation was not the goal of the jihadists who sent last winter's underwear bomber, with "sophisticated" explosives and a misfit detonator, how would the paranoid federales react if the terrorists simply sent unarmed men or women trained in karate or krav maga to physically assail the screeners using hands, fists, and feet?

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