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Song Parodies -> "Glowin' From The Gin"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Glowin' From The Gin"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
I don't drink; this is strictly conjecture
How many drinks can a man chug down
Before you call him a cab?
Yes 'n how many kids must the white glove nail
Before O.J. says he stabbed?
Yes 'n how many tons of these Spam meatballs fry
Before the whole world is flabbed?
I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know, I'm glowin' from the gin
How many crimes 'fore a man's locked up
Before he can't see the sky?
Yes 'n how many ears must Tyson chew
Before we hear Evander cry?
Yes 'n how many breaths will we hold 'till he knows
That his damn mouthwash musta' died?
I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know I'm glowin' from the gin
How many beers can a biker inhale
Before he's trashed and he pees?
Yes 'n how many beers can some bikers inhale
Before they step behind a tree?
Yes 'n how many times can a man shake his thing
Before the function turns to glee?
I don't know my friend, I'm pissin' in the wind
I don't know but guessin' once, again
Before you call him a cab?
Yes 'n how many kids must the white glove nail
Before O.J. says he stabbed?
Yes 'n how many tons of these Spam meatballs fry
Before the whole world is flabbed?
I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know, I'm glowin' from the gin
How many crimes 'fore a man's locked up
Before he can't see the sky?
Yes 'n how many ears must Tyson chew
Before we hear Evander cry?
Yes 'n how many breaths will we hold 'till he knows
That his damn mouthwash musta' died?
I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know I'm glowin' from the gin
How many beers can a biker inhale
Before he's trashed and he pees?
Yes 'n how many beers can some bikers inhale
Before they step behind a tree?
Yes 'n how many times can a man shake his thing
Before the function turns to glee?
I don't know my friend, I'm pissin' in the wind
I don't know but guessin' once, again
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What a pissy parody. heh heh.
Ginuinely funny.
Guy and John, many thanks
Had me laughing out loud! Great lines, especially the entire first stanza, and the Tyson/Evander bit!
Johnny, thanks. I'll finish my own Johnny B's Good and e-mail it to you when it's done.I don't want to post it since Rick just did his.
i thought this was delightfully goofy...but hell, i'm drunk.....5s
I didn't think I could ever come up with such a funny parody to this serious song. Good one.
Alvin and 2 Eagle, many thanks
Decidedly different.
Heh. Pissy
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