We're swilling toast shards 'cus it's raining
And fainting, the gas pumps drown
Off-duty-valor is milled by tailors
'Cus gherkins are-n't brown
Eardrums declined petitioners
Brave Gotham sinners dance
Ayn Rand has plied an antelope stalker
My brother is eating ants
And the lycopods are breathless
They breed éclairs with toes
As Pippin and I cook up a fright of
Dylanesquine Prose

With rubella, trees scheme so sleazy
It lacks fun to stow puns for miles
A butcher lands in mandrake sprockets
Let 'im rave awhile
Spent incomes Oleo'd be phoning
"Your sarong's a fee to achieve"
St. Hong Kong's Pres he wins the bong race's end:
Two debtor's sleeves
And the cloned horehound's bereft
Crafters of amulets of crows
Say thin umbrellas keep disrupting
Dylanesquine Prose

Prowling spoon's in foremost midden
Cigars are unpinning a bride
The porcine smelling Brady's
Achievin' slakin' smaller wings with Tide
Owls are stamped with plain brand labels
As my lunchbox erupts in flame
Everybody is staking doves
'Cept whelks directing trains
And the dude from Raritan's depressing
Cheese betting steady on Van Goghs
We're wooing all the barnacles aflight in
Dylanesquine Prose

Orange peelers bequeathed a widow
Four shirts of real lemonade
And the cultural attaché
She's rock steady with hand grenades
To keep left is quite pedantic
Downstairs, Orion's blessed
Blaire's obsession's racing pigeons
Her skin is blurred like Loch Ness
Be-low her bag of tricks are gone
Sofa's weight strain shows
Some sense of rhymes, seeking in this
Dylanesquine prose

Quinine, it's fine for swabbing hoods
Gives his enemas in slam dunks
Kurt Cobain said "I'm sure you know
That 'Milkshake,' by Kelis, stunk"
How three rooks grow inaccurately spiteful
Showed me glummish pirouettes
Then got sent off lifting stained kites
While inciting a Lego set
Few sunspots drink a book but then
Craft we this heinous song of woes
Displaying eclectic stylin' of
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Toxic ilk sees sheep as girls
Espied Paul & Heather's pups
Huts call this fetlock station
Hear her sighing, Moo throws her cup
Ploughed in hearse, stunned appaloosa
Cheese at large in the upper side holes
Loving care she heaps on cars that bled
When mangled into poles
Yesterday won just ten acquittals
Toucans wearing hose
If believe you bend out far enough with
Dylanesquine prose

Peat moss it flees from jail still hurtin'
They said a radish bores the least
The lantern filled with copra
Is a perking collage stuffed with yeast
Sarah's spoon's bleeding massive plovers
Two bits win blue steel doors procured
Hens'll tell limbs it's self-evident
Have some boysenish-berried blurbs
Panda bantam's flouting two mini curls
Wet spout of beer miffs prudent clothes
'Cus you knowa it's just glee and funnish to coin some
Dylanesquine Prose

Cowed in dim light, stalling Asians
Blandly stoop and humor brew
No doubt they're found to have more fun
Than those four kangaroos
Bending sink when on the fractal sea
Scared a partly cracked latrine
It crapped across Cher's boulders
I thought it quite obscene
It's force drowned all her tassles
Like Chernobyl veggies glow
Get to see that lyric'ly we are raping this
Dylanesquine Prose

Drays flee precarious pit prunes
The gigantic snails all spawn
Chevys oddly are pouting:
"Switchblades are all gone!"
And Jazz astounds ragweed defoliant
Blighting in the Frampton hour
Malted ipso facto's Spaff attends
Antihistamine's bold dower
Agleam the Ginzu knives agree
There glibly air raid blows
Lobotomy hasn't packed due punch without
Dylanesquine Prose

(hormona-aroma-monica therapy music)

Masai reprieved four bettor's kestrel trays
(My gout's a rhyme the corncob spoke)
Well at last my cow eye was stewing
In pot with rum and Coke
Ollie's weevils fought dementia
Blessed an onion without shame
Far out to sea a pilchard races
To rivet balls of stuffed Rogaine
Knights vow to plant Leeds' redwood
Fonts envy no typesetter's throes
Hobbit's quest to tale you some
Dylanesquine Prose