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Song Parodies -> "Knockers Down To The Floor"
Original Song Title:
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Knockers Down To The Floor"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez & Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Our first collaboration: not exactly planned, but from a load of ideas Claude threw up on the messageboard inspired by Janet Jackson's recent exposé
Justin, take this brassiere
I don't need it any more
Millions of viewers watching me
See my knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Take this ninja star I found
It made my nipple way too sore
Thought that I'd be firm and round
Instead it's knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
I don't need it any more
Millions of viewers watching me
See my knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Take this ninja star I found
It made my nipple way too sore
Thought that I'd be firm and round
Instead it's knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
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It's a short song but I won't be KNOCKing anything off for it. Well done.
Fives fives fives voted on this song! Good job!
The two of you teaming up is bound to be a hit
If only Justin had then proceeded to give himself a milk-mustache...that would have proven P.T.Barnum's old adage..... 5-5-5, gentlemen.
Wow, talk about a power, duo! I'm busting up! ;)
Thanks all... it wasn't exactly an intentional teaming-up, just kinda happened. btw, somebody obviously thought Britney might want to get in on the act: http://www.demonart.co.uk/new/archive/photoshoped/next_years_superbowl.jpg
Yeah, thanks all and Phil too for putting this up. This was fun.
...and the tip of her titty-ti-toe hung down to her knees...? ;-)
So much mass it took two guys to handle. Wonderfully lewd!
Good one guys- but isn't ANYONE going to parallel Big Cup vs Super Bowl?
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