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Song Parodies -> "Rainy Day thought #12.35 (if my body just got cloned)"
Original Song Title:
"Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 (everybody must get stoned)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Rainy Day thought #12.35 (if my body just got cloned)"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
I'd clone me since I'm tryin to fix my house
I'd clone me and then make him kill the mouse
I'd clone me to go buy the groceries
If I cloned me then I would be so pleased
Cause I would not feel so all alone
If my body just got cloned
Well I'd clone me to have a fair match in chess
I'd clone me and I'd make him clean up my mess
I'd clone me then I'd work like half the time
A cloned me would help me think of a rhyme
And I would not feel so all alone
If my body just got cloned
A cloned me would be very reckless like me
A cloned me might get real mad and strike me
My clone would be defiant just like I am
A cloned me would devastate my plans
Tell ya what, I am not too sure anymore
If my body should get cloned
Well a cloned me would play tricks on people
Yeah my clone would claim to be original
My clone would need a bed and food and such
My clone would start demanding way too much
Yeah and I think I'd need a lot of loans
If my body just got cloned
Well my clone would make some clones of his own
My clones would hog the P.C. and phone
My clone would commit an awful crime
My clone would hide so I'd have to do the time
If you do not want to scream and moan
Everybody must not clone
I'd clone me and then make him kill the mouse
I'd clone me to go buy the groceries
If I cloned me then I would be so pleased
Cause I would not feel so all alone
If my body just got cloned
Well I'd clone me to have a fair match in chess
I'd clone me and I'd make him clean up my mess
I'd clone me then I'd work like half the time
A cloned me would help me think of a rhyme
And I would not feel so all alone
If my body just got cloned
A cloned me would be very reckless like me
A cloned me might get real mad and strike me
My clone would be defiant just like I am
A cloned me would devastate my plans
Tell ya what, I am not too sure anymore
If my body should get cloned
Well a cloned me would play tricks on people
Yeah my clone would claim to be original
My clone would need a bed and food and such
My clone would start demanding way too much
Yeah and I think I'd need a lot of loans
If my body just got cloned
Well my clone would make some clones of his own
My clones would hog the P.C. and phone
My clone would commit an awful crime
My clone would hide so I'd have to do the time
If you do not want to scream and moan
Everybody must not clone
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I thought this was funny.
Just "funny"? I was beside myself with laughter!
Sorry, Ethan, there's only one of me, and you only get one vote.
thanks michael(s)... chucky, somehow this parody is not on my author page its got its own page i have no clue why
Come on folks, just two votes so far for this beauty? Gotta be more of you out there that like this one.
I woke up this morning and everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I went and got my room mate and said, hey look at this place. Everything has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica of the original. He just looked at me weird and said - Do I know you?
Nice parody Ethan. I gave you 5s. Maybe you could clone them and make more 5s. Good job!
I woke up this morning and everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I went and got my room mate and said, hey look at this place. Everything has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica of the original. He just looked at me weird and said - Do I know you?
Nice parody Ethan. I gave you 5s. Maybe you could clone them and make more 5s. Good job!
I left this as a comment once before, but I´m doing it again, a verse written by famous sf-writer Arthur C Clarke:
Oh if I had a clone
Of my very own
With its Y-cromosome changed to X
When when we were alone
Just me and my clone
We would think about nothing than...
Well, you get it ;-)
Oh if I had a clone
Of my very own
With its Y-cromosome changed to X
When when we were alone
Just me and my clone
We would think about nothing than...
Well, you get it ;-)
It should be "Then when" of course.
k1chyd, that little verse sounds like a mini-essay I once wrote on the reason I would never clone a female version of myself. Its on the PPP board here somewhere if you want to find it. (And a reworked version of it will probably end up in my first book of comedic essays ...which will never come out lol...I have pipe dreams)
Great work!
"I'd clone me..." By that did you mean "I'd clone myself"?
Yes, that's what the lyrics mean...I'd clone myself would pace terribly
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