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Song Parodies -> "Stuck In Drive With Slow Wheels As The Senseless News Offends"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Agai"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck In Drive With Slow Wheels As The Senseless News Offends"

Parody Written by:

Derry

The Lyrics

Oh, the flagman's jaws burble
Mufflin' sounds of shock
His task is just to flatter us
Smug eyes glow to please the flock
And the lazy sheep bleat blindly
Regurging reels of waste
But sheep deride my farts
I wrote my rant in haste

Oh, meh meh
Will this feeling leave an' end
To be bludgeoned by the faux spiels
On the endless news again

Well, fake jeers screamed at a rally
Disappointed boos and dumb yells
Freaking views some wench hurled
Rude deadly foes repelled
And I should mend the wreckage
And find out if sheep stalk
But the Pope's cautious, hand's been swollen
And his frail flock's unfrocked

Oh, meh meh
Will this screaming lead t' end
To be tucked in while the Pope heals
With pretentious news again

No one likes the wealthy
They play at games as their gains climb
They dread to fall and fail, those men
Just wink when they're nudged by fines
An' I hedged, Yo, my bids ain't no match
Against a trend where folding grows my debts
Then greed clucked jokes at shy bids
An' crunched my bigger bets

Oh, meh meh
Will this stealing spree just end
To be suckered by the gross deals
And the senseless moves again

Campus guides passed weed
And now they're wary the jocks
But heavy buddies filled woks with stout
How badly jocks got crocked
But weed guides connected into laughin'
By news mean prof was trolled
When a spill inspired some shame tweets
And jocks hit skull with scrolls

Oh, meh meh
Will this squealing mean an end
To be struck on sides and both heels
By relentless gruesome men

Now some senators braved loud jeers
Growing trend's begun t' stun
Ranting 'bout greed limits
An' the ebbing of the funds
An' greed, it's clearly not trusted
An' shouldn't this spree get chucked
New debt's fraught with cloutless gimmicks
And won't encumber greed's need for bucks

Oh, meh meh
Will this ceilling freeze the trend
To be stuck with Biden's no deal
An' his reckless mood t' spend

Now this leader cooked up battle
With a task t' find redress
With many rounds of red mines
Taped onto his vest
But reversed scheme when Vlad cooled whim to win
With mind twisted, got Belarus invite
News streams sure buzzed like bees
I hope he had good flight

Oh, meh meh
Will this fleeing speed his end
To be done in by his oatmeal
With some residue within

Now a caveman waved a news blurb
And it said, Trump might win
The bum whose sex was feminine
Just fluttered their bust, fake woke twins
Then plied a tool, nice thick stem
An' it dangled just like mine
An' now sheeple's busts get jug-lier
As guy's calves show dents and shine

Oh, meh meh
Will this streaming please just end
To be buckled by the woke zeal
On the endless news again

When rude Xi tests some leaders
With his raunchy launched balloons
Where he can watch our vaults with ease
Geezer scans Canadians, too
Our spies say, Awesome con downed
Too much known about the threat you flaunt
But Xi says, Your heads who taunt just crow stuff they read
Our spies know fluff you vaunt

Oh, meh meh
Will this needling mean the end
To be stuck with China's show steal
On the endless news again

Now the tricks played on canned treat
Scare the peon ad-men swine
They call faults, swear so urgently
The malt treat so well slimed
An' beer I sip so blatantly
Tasting just like a Bud Light
Brew has no way to get doubt scrubbed
Droning news calls this thing plight

Oh, meh meh
Will this feeling yield an end
To be stuck in drive with slow wheels
As the senseless news offends

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