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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Must Get Groped"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Must Get Stoned"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Must Get Groped"

Parody Written by:

Linda Koski

The Lyrics

Haven't been inspired in a long time, but this one came to me today, in light of current events.
Everybody Must Get Groped

Well, they'll grope ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll grope ya just a-like you knew they would
They'll grope ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll grope ya when they think you're all alone
But I would not sit around and mope
Everybody must get groped.

Well, they'll grope ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll grope ya when you're sittin' in your seat
They'll grope ya when you're standin' on the floor
They'll grope ya when you're walkin' out the door
But I would not sit around and mope
Everybody must get groped.

They'll grope ya when it's night or when it's day
They'll grope ya when you're young or when you're gray
They'll grope ya when you're tryin' to do your job
They'll grope ya all alone or in a mob
Tell ya what, I would not sit around and mope
Everybody must get groped.

Well, They'll grope you and say that it's the end
Then they'll grope you and then they'll come back again
They'll grope you when you're ridin' on the train
They'll grope you when you're hot or when you're plain
Yes, but I would not sit around and mope
Everybody must get groped.

Well, they'll grope you when you ride the elevator
They'll grope you and then act like it's a favor
They'll grope you and then say you are brave
They'll grope you gettin' ya ready for your grave
But I would not sit around and mope
Everybody must get groped.
too soon?

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Qwerty - October 14, 2016 - Report this comment
It's never too early or too late for a parody about Bill Clinton
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Original song's actual title: "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35". Better Parody Title: "Trump-able Women #12 & 35".
annimal - October 14, 2016 - Report this comment
he he

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