LIE BABY LIE
lies framed on a palmetto date
instead of an honest straight-up debate
four have muddied their fellow candidate
LIE BABY LIE, let come next election day

before Iowa you were all so polite
but by Carolina you were in a food-fight
LIE BABY LIE, clench your fists see your knuckles turn white

gloves came off in your first southern debate
perhaps fitting it happened in the palmetto state
LIE BABY LIE, four date nuts trapped in political hate

Carson and Kasich were the adults on the stage
the rest of you couldn’t even act your age
LIE BABY LIE, only Fact-Check can vet what you say

saying Trump supported Planned Parenthood
Cruz said it made The Donald no-good
Trump called Cruz an immigrant too
The Donald then even threatened to sue
VIE BABY VIE and The Donald will bully you

SUE DONALD SUE, that is your American way

Rubio lied about immigration too
Marco said if I’m a liar what did Christie do
Christie played nice with Obama too
Bush said Trump’s lies about Dubya weren’t true
LIES BABY LIES, what is a righteous person to do

your race started with such sweet bro’mance
we hoped and we prayed that there was a chance
then you threw reason all a’skance
LIE BABY LIE, next week will bring a new dance