-> "Bank Balance Zero"
Original Song Title:
"Love Minus Zero"
Parody Song Title:
"Bank Balance Zero"
My love prefers my silence
She speaks with hints of violence
She doesn't have to say she hates me
Yet she does to all, to me
Carries giant purses
She makes plans for all my money
Dollars scarce for wilted flowers
Common sense can't reach her
Garage sale and flea market
Car I bought she will park it
Buy books, plaque with quotation
Hangs some knick-knacks on the wall
Doesn't ask politely
Just demands "I need it"
She thinks success comes from believing
Life with her will mean no sex at all
Robes and beads and bangles
Half-burnt scented candles
At ceremonies and church service
Count on her to show up late
Statues made of matchsticks
She'll buy one and then another
My love drinks, she smokes la mota
She thinks happy thoughts control her fate
TV at midnight flickers
Won't let me in her knickers
Gave her gun for her protection
Expecting she might use it on herself
A never ending clamor
The house is old and leaky
My love depletes my savin'
Strained my back moving a broken shelf
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