Come citizens councils and hear how I tell
How clearly the country is going to hell
With Mexicans, Muslims invading pell-mell
The nat-ur-al order is fading
Our magical market?--was that it's death knell?
NO! the times they are unchanging!

Come pollsters and pundits partic'ly on Fox
It's not really grim opportunity knocks
So gird up your loins and pull up your socks
To help s[t]eal this autumn's electing
We've got legions of lawyers preparing road blocks
For the times they are unchanging

Republican patriots listen to me
For your sake, for mom's sake, for God and CON-try
There's only one party God's own GOP
There's no other party worth saving
Our ev'ry day REG-u-LAR plu-TOC-ra-cy
For the times they are unchanging

Come foreigners, dictators fair-weather friends
All courses but ours are strictly dead-ends
Forget what you think all his-TOR-y tends
IN-ev-IT-ab-LY in ONE di-REC-tion
It's to us God's favor un-BEND-ing-ly wends
For the times they are unchanging

So sure and so pure that we doubled our bet
America always is best when we're let
All A-lone and there's no safety net
And no other needless distracting
Still we'll watch the count from our yacht or our jet
For the times may be changing