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Song Parodies -> "Blocking That Lawyer's Call"

Original Song Title:

"Knocking On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Blocking That Lawyer's Call"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Next entry in the Divorce series(but I am happily married):
Lost it I'm so mad, you see
My rights abused I am sore
Debt building deep to deep for me
Right now I'm blocking the laywers' calls

Block block blocking those legal calls
Not not leaving from my four walls
Make make making the system fall
Quit quit quiting til changes call......

Divorce ruled for her unfair grounds
She just shoved me out the door
Took my cash and kids I am confound,
Dreams feel I'm climbing up legal walls

Climb climb climbing up legal walls
Block block blocking the lawyers calls
Hope hope hoping the system falls
Pray pray paying the lying stalls

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark - If we lived under Shia law, all this divorce stuff would be easily remedied. But I'm not willing to go there...or give up this wonderful parody series. ;D
Patrick - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Under Sharia law, divorce is easy. But what would politicians use to shake hands with?
Mark Scotti - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to OMR(as always...) and to patrick(Absolutely right!!!)
John Barry - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I sentence you to 555.
Dan Creeden - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice One. So is your next one going to be called D-I-V-O-R-C-E based on Aretha Franklin's song R-E-S-P-E-C-T? :)
Mark Scotti - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm knockin' on thank you's John & Dan(great idea!!!)

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