Well, they'll stone you when you crack your codes in
They'll stone you Just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're breaking and entering
Then they'll stone you when you steal the black box
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well, he'll stone you when you're calling him a fool
They'll stone you when you're running away from home
She'll stone you when you're giving her a hug
They'll stone you when you're not taking "no"
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're not earning money
They'll stone you when you are unsupervised
They'll stone you when you're trying to flirt some girls
They'll stone you and then they'll say, thank you
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well, they'll stone you and say that letters are numbers
Then they'll stone you and then they'll curse all they want
They'll stone you when you're saying "Bobby" and "Cindy"
They'll stone you when you're lazing 'round the T.V.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned, all right

Well, they'll stone you when you are only tempted
They'll stone you when you are feeling brainwashed
They'll stone you and then say they'll give them the box
They'll stone you when you're not exercising
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned