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Song Parodies -> "John's Gets Me Farting"

Original Song Title:

"John Wesley Harding"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"John's Gets Me Farting"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

John's gets me farting
But I yen for some more
It rattles through my buns and ev'ry gland
Bawlin' songs from crunchy bites
Evokin' a menacin' roar
And it is ever grow'n'
Till heard across the land

'Tis round, this tasty bounty
A pie that squawks and shouts
With a craving I can't hide
I'm hooked, I pant
By noon the itch to taste this fare
Is all too great to doubt
Though it was always prone
To send a hellish chant

Squalls exhausted smelly gas
A flame lit up the town
The discharge swelled intensely
Spelling doom
And there was no plan around
That could trap or tame it down
It was never shown
Who'd sprayed these ghoulish fumes

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Andria - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Leo, and I assume it's Taco John's you're referring to? 5s.
Mark Scotti - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny(as always), Leo!!!!
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Flat(ulence) out funny...
Timmy1000 - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought maybe Papa John's pizza - that'll do me in. I gave you 5's but it looks like you got hit by the anti-fart squad again.
alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
fartin' fives for ya
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all!!!

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