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Song Parodies -> "Lost In Sex In D.C."

Original Song Title:

"Lost In Rain In Juarez"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Lost In Sex In D.C."

Parody Written by:

Cashel Boylo

The Lyrics

I’m Kindasleazy’s AIDS Ambassador
In our monumental effort on AIDS in Africa
The president wished me and my family well
So ABC News can just go to hell

Kindasleazy told me to spend fifteen billion bucks
Surely I’m entitled to cop a few free – lunches
I’m Deputy Secretary of State for Foreign Aid
Are you trying to tell me I don’t get laid?

It’s not sex, it’s transformational diplomacy
My monumental effort on AIDS in Africy
Gals came to the condo to give me massage
No sex involved just a rite of passage

The president loves me, Condi absolutely loves me
The gals love me, everybody loves me – for pay
I’m the first Global AIDS coordinator
I’m practicing to be the distributator

I’m returning to private life for a privates reason
For us Republicans this is getting to be one bad season
I liked it better when we owned all the game
A Democrat Congress is an awful pain

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Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
If you're looking to get fives, you better go back to from where you came. Because the parodists don't need you, and, man, they expect the same.

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