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Song Parodies -> "Too Fat Now, Eek!"

Original Song Title:

"She Belongs To Me"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Too Fat Now, Eek!"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I figure this one might have some resonance after the Holidays. I noticed when I did a search that no one has used this beautiful Bob Dylan song on this site before. The OS is from Dylan's "Bringing It All Back Home" album. FYI - the late Rick Nelson did a real nice cover version of this one, but there's nothing wrong with the way Dylan sounds on his original.
[brief instrumental intro]

I eat everything I see
I'm so obese
My ass is fat
I eat much more than I need
that's gross, man
And that's a fact
I get in my car every night to
go get a midnight snack

Food I like is fat'ning
all of it is packed with calories
My gut I am packing
On the scale I see "three-thirty-three"
Now I cannot see my penis
at the can when I try to pee

My spouse, she grumbles
"You're way too fat now, Paul"
Each night I'm humbled
"No sex tonight, Fat Paul"
My fat ass; not desired
my wife won't touch me at all

[instrumental break]

Well, being fat's really stinky
it's no fun in the least
Folks stare when you're out shopping
Look at you like you're a freak
You speak to chicks; not impressed, sir
Not fun at all to be obese

Chow down at brunch each Sunday
More food you pack into your gut
Eat mounds of food; your gut sways
Your suit has split around your butt
All that you eat; it's made you fat, man
You must quit or you will stay plump

[brief instrumental out to end fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jason - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Happy New Year Paul! A very "filling" parody after the New Years Celebrations! Reminds me of Christmas DInner! Anyway 3 tasty 5 votes for you! What did you think of my very first SOTM entry "Snakes On His Plane" (The Clash - Rock The Casbah)?
Adagio - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS. couldn't vote, although it looked funny!
alvin rhodes - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
tis the season to be roly-poly...good one
2Eagle - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That is as good as the video by Wierd Al's "Fat" which was a parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad".
Adagio - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I heard the OS now, and this parody IS very funny. Good job on it, Paul! 5's
AFW - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Heavy humor, here
Steve K. - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
As another Paul would say, "Boy, you're gonna carry that weight."
Yoidy - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
555 yuks on the funny scale! By the way, The Duprees recorded that song, originally. I love Dylan's version though, and would love to hear Ricky Nelson's take on it.
Tommy Turtle - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This shoulda been the theme song for the recent MSNBC special on the obesity epidemic.... Here's an idea: If ya can't lose weight, then get a longer penis! 555
Red Ant - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
"Now I cannot see my penis"; yes, that is definitely the time to lose weight, lol. I'd give you 4s to help you lose some weight, but this deserves the full-calorie 5s.
Paul Robinson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys (and dolls)...I've been up to my arse in work today, so I haven't been able to look in until just now. Yoidy, I didn't know the Duprees did this one...I'm not even sure I know who the Duprees are, although they sound familiar. Nelson's version was real was very true to Dylan's original in pace and all...Nelson had "nicer" voice than Dylan, I suppose, but I really think Dylan's voice is very effective on this type of song.

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