-> "Too Fat Now, Eek!"
Original Song Title:
"She Belongs To Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Too Fat Now, Eek!"
[brief instrumental intro]
I eat everything I see
I'm so obese
My ass is fat
I eat much more than I need
that's gross, man
And that's a fact
I get in my car every night to
go get a midnight snack
Food I like is fat'ning
all of it is packed with calories
My gut I am packing
On the scale I see "three-thirty-three"
Now I cannot see my penis
at the can when I try to pee
My spouse, she grumbles
"You're way too fat now, Paul"
Each night I'm humbled
"No sex tonight, Fat Paul"
My fat ass; not desired
my wife won't touch me at all
Well, being fat's really stinky
it's no fun in the least
Folks stare when you're out shopping
Look at you like you're a freak
You speak to chicks; not impressed, sir
Not fun at all to be obese
Chow down at brunch each Sunday
More food you pack into your gut
Eat mounds of food; your gut sways
Your suit has split around your butt
All that you eat; it's made you fat, man
You must quit or you will stay plump
[brief instrumental out to end fade]
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