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Song Parodies -> "Billion Dollar Gash"

Original Song Title:

"Million Dollar Bash"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Billion Dollar Gash"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

See that long, dumb blond
With the Hilton fortune
I'm gonna impress her
Maybe she'll buy me a Porsche
Her friend, Nikky's there
With her cheeks all sunk
They call her look fashionable
"The Anorexic Funk"
ooh baby
oooh weee
They're my billion dollar gash!

Everybody in their clique
Got Hollywood booked
The richer they come
The tanner they look
Come now, sweet Paris
Don't forget to flash
I'd just like to see a little of that
Billion dollar gash
ooh baby
dooo meee
She's my billion dollar gash!

Well, I took my Volkswagon
Out to White Glove
Pal Vinny was there
He gave her his love
He polished the chrome
& swept out the trash
Then he wanted to know about
My billion dollar gash
suu baby
suu wee
Get your own billion dollar gash!

Now I'm hittin' liquor hard
And my kidney stones ache
I get stiff in the morning
And say hello to my snake
Then it's yes sir, no m'am
Push, rush, and crash
Tonight I'm gonna get a cut of Paris'
Billion dollar gash
ooh baby
marry me
To her billion dollar gash!

Well, I bowed to her rocks (jewelry, you perv)
I winked at her sis
I forgot her name
And kept calling her Miss
I showed her my baggie
Of Himalayan grass
Then she said,
"Have a lick of my billion dollar gash."
Oui, Je suis
Oui, oui
I'm in her billion dollar gash!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed my gash off.
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"cracked" me up
AFW - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A cut above, about a cut below
Yoidy - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys!
Chris Kilo/Pollman - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555

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