-> "Everybody Must Get Phoned"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Must Get Stoned"
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Must Get Phoned"
[lots of country-hoe-down-style whoopin' and hollerin']
well, they'll phone ya while yer washin' and yer nude
they'll phone ya while yer watchin' Fam'ly Feud
they'll phone ya on yer weekend getaway
ter ask yer what they asked yer yesterday
yer tell 'em...t' please leave yer alone!
twenty minutes later they'll phone
well, they'll phone ya while ya tryna cook a roast
coz that's the time it's on the hook the most
they'll phone ya on yer frickin' weddin' day
they'll phone ya while yer flickin' the bouquet
these GEEKS with - out lives of their own
are makin' sure we all get phoned
they'll phone ya if yer drunk and in the gutter
they'll phone ya from a suburb in Calcutta
they'll phone ya when yer think they've gone away
they'll phone ya when yer drinkin' chardonnay
and just be....cuz yer all alone
yer not too all-alone to be phoned
[more mad mouth-organ and whoopin' and hollerin']
they'll phone at ten o'clock......(on a Saturdee)
they'll phone ya when ya watchin' Grey's Anatomy
they'll phone yer when it's midnight in Bombay
ter say "hello and how are you today"
the further they are from yer...time-zone
the likelier yer gonna get phoned
[yet more whoopin' and hollerin']
well, they'll phone ya seven times (...maybe ten)
and then they'll phone yer up once again
they'll phone ya when yer phone is there beside ya
they'll phone ya when yer votin' in "Survivor"
they NEVER...leave an unturned stone
EVERYBODY MUST GET PHONED
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