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Song Parodies -> "(She's) 'Knowin'' All Your Friends"

Original Song Title:

"Blowin' In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"(She's) 'Knowin'' All Your Friends"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I had to change a certain word to "knowin'" for this parody so that it would be acceptable for this site, but you get the drift....
How many times have you come back home
To find a car in the drive?
Yes, and how many closets have you o-pened
Revealing your bare mate, Clive?
Yes, and how many times must you write her a cheque
For your "romance" to survive?
Your wages, she spends
While "knowin'" all your friends
Your wife, she is "knowin'" all your friends!

How many young fire-fighters will call
Before you hear alarm bells?
Yes, and how many quarterbacks relieved?
(She's working through the NFL)
Yes, and how obvious does your spouse have to be?
Your towels are all from motels!
She borrows the Benz
For "knowin'" all your friends
Your wife, she is "knowin'" all your friends!

How many pool cleaners has she employed?
(You don't even own a pool)
Yes, and how many times has she said she'll behave
Before shouting out, "April Fool!!"?
Yes, and how does it feel to make love on your lawn?
You should ask your neighbour, Raoul
Lee, Anthony, Ken:
She's "knowin'" all your friends
Your wife, she is "knowin'" all your friends!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Adagio - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! (I thought the song sounded familiar...mine has a COMPLETELY different slant to it) Yours is funee! Mine is serious. 5's
Arwen - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
How many pool cleaners has she employed?
(You don't even own a pool…)

LOL! Great job...and the name "Clive" made me giggle, too!
stuart mcarthur - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved "Lee Anthony Ken" for "The answer my friend" - but if she's bonking someone called Clive, she's the one with the problem - 555 - and hey, my neighbour's name's Raoul >:(
John Barry - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The belle of free love. 5s
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The tale of my ex is in your text...,,Like that old sayin' "To know her is to love her"...great concockshun here, fives
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The answer to these questions is 0, but the parody is all 5s.
Rick C - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give you fives here, Kristof but, I gotta tell ya.....you're a good writer but, that orange carpet in your bedroom's gotta go. :-0
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! This one almost didn't make it...Chucky and I had a...disagreement about how appropriate it was; you can all probably guess what the original title was. But Chucky, in his infinite wisdom, passed this version.
Adagio: Thanks sweetie...I'll have to trawl back and find yours
Arwen: Clive is SUCH a great name! Cheers cutie!
Stuart: My advice is...MOVE NOW! ;-) And yes, I remember "Born To Be A Clive"..it was an inspiration for this one. Cheers, mate
John: Merci, mon frere!
AFW: You poor sod! ;-) And...ooohhh! You said concockshun, you naughty boy! ;-)
Red Ant: The answer is D-I-V-O-R-C-E, but that's another song. Cheers!
Rick (or should I call you Clive?): BASS TURD!!!! :-)
Once again, thanks all...
Johnny D - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555, KR !

Yes and how many whines will it take 'til we know
That Bob Dylan's vocal cords died?
Your eardrums he'll squish
His voice will kill a fish
His "singing" can stun and kill a fish
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
All that's missing is asking, "How many times can she get her teeth cleaned before it's the dentist who smiles?" We may be looking at Song of the Month here... then again, there are a few other contenders.
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
magnificent..my favorite of the day..5s
Rex - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, I like it better this way. (And I have about 50 jokes about how your wife likes it, but I'm far to cultured to name them here.)
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
yet another super funny parody oh writer of excellent parodies. 5's

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