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Song Parodies -> "Blow Up Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"Blowing in the Wind"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Up Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

TheMadProfessor

The Lyrics

What do you do when they say that you stole the office you now have in hand?
What do you do when you think that someone conspired to kill your old man?
What do you do when your incompetence is "bout to make it all hit the fan?
The answer to George - blow up Afghanistan. The answer, blow up Afghanistan.

What do you do when the stock market tanks and people are starting to squawk?
What do you do when your court appointees run into a Senate roadblock?
What do you do when you ask for some UN aid and most simply say "Take a walk"?
The answer to George is blow up Iraq, the answer is blow up Iraq.

What will you do when the voters all say that they've gotten tired of your rants?
What will you do when they'd love nothing more that give you a big kick in the pants?
What will you do when even Tony Blair begins to look at you all askance?
The answer for George is go blow up France; the answer is go blow up France.

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"what will you do when the voters all say that they've gotten tired of your rants".....you mean after the voters have voted for him twice, and he can't run anymore?
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
544, pretty good job.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
First of all, Bush doesn't seem to care about blowing up Afghanistan anymore. He only seems to care about Iraq. Second, although this was well-written, it is in stark contrast to the antiwar sentiment of the original song. Finally, Royce: The voters did not vote for him twice. They voted for Gore the first time, and the second time they voted for God -- read: against gay marriage and, oh, remember him? Osama bin Laden. True, Georgie can't run anymore, but, apparently, bin Laden can still hide.
Kaiser Bob - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
UN aid? Since when does the US of A apply for UN aid? Last time i checked, an inordinate amount of UN funds are supplied by the US, so we would be, in essense, paying ourselves. Maybe this should have been considered before it was included. Or maybe liberals shouldn't say stupid things.
rose - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I think the UN aid in question was military aid from other countries. Wasn't that the reason that Colin Powell went before the UN to talk about the WMDs? Maybe conservatives shouldn't say stupid things either. By the by, a TRUE conservative wouldn't put the country in gadzillion dollars of debt or try to meddle in other countries' governments.

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