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Song Parodies -> "Don't Click Fives, This Song Bites"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Think Twice, It's Alright"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Click Fives, This Song Bites"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

It ain't no use in clickin' on no fives, mates
That's a triple negative
An' it ain't no use in clickin' on no fives, mates
I'd feel flattered if you did

The aim of this song is not to self-aggrandize
Can't wait for your comments and your crackin' wise
You gals and you straights and you gays and you guys:
Don't click fives, this song bites!

Submitted nearly two hundred songs, pals
Some wished I'd never wrote
Submitted nearly two hundred songs, pals
"Bob's annoying," that's a quote--

Well, up till now you've treated me real kind
That one's guy's a turdball, but I don't mind
If you sorta feel like I'm wastin' your time
Don't click fives, it's your right!

There ain't no sense in sendin' ROFLMAO's out
Only if you're so inclined--
There ain't no sense in sendin' ROFLMAO's out
IMHO DKTOS or #@!$&/% signs

I write this crap to keep my brain employed
If my songs annoy you, then be annoyed
Such annoyances may lead to swollen 'roids
Don't click fives if songs bite!

There ain't no use in tearin' off your tights, babes
Can't imagine why you would
There ain't no use in tearin' off your tights, babes
I wouldn't help you if I could!

The sight of your buttocks is no cause for me
To up my production or my quality
Your buns are two things I'd prefer not to see
Clothing's nice, keep on tights

"You've written down some God-awful songs, Bob!"
That's my spouse, can't you tell?
And "This site is too full of nerds, Bob!"
And then, "Some days fairly smell!"

"I can't understand this guy you're callin' ChuckyG!
He's pullin' in ad revenue, so where's your fee?
At least he could send you two bucks per parody!"
So thinks wife, this all bites!

Bush thinks Rice is all white--
Boiling thrice dissolves tripe--
Jesus Christ, nits are lice--
Golf swing slice, it's Tom Kite--
Don't click fives, this song bites!
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   2
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 5   13
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Jack DeRippa - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ironically, I've just gotten into Bob Dylan. I come here, and what do I find? A cracking parody of one of his best songs! Well done, all 5's, even though you told me not to. ^_^
John Barry - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
More than all right. . .really good. I'm clicking fives.
Matthias - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
IMHO, DKTOS, %#$@#@!!!, but that's only because you told me to... I'd really hate to do this to you, but.......... 5's.
Chuck A. Spear - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I had forgotten all about this OS (also done, annoyingly by Frankie Valli in super-high falsetto)...great to see it parodied. Sorry...but I'm gonna have to vote 5's! (Don't think twice, this song's all right)
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
if this bites, i wanna be bitten repeatedly...great writing here...5s plus
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm afraid it's another 3 fives for this, Bob. Sorry but, there are some very funny lines in here, the pacing is great and, overall I rate it a five.
Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Deal with it, Genius-Boy: 555
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob: You severely underestimate yourself. Chuck A: Just remember, Frankie plays Rusty Milio on "The Sopranos." He may be five-foot-nothin' and 68 years old, but I've actually met him and I wouldn't mess with him. Alvin: I know where you can get it cheap.
Bob Gomez - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Where's the one's guy when I really need him?? Thanks anyways, AmiBiters. Consider yourselves bitten.
Bob Gomez - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
HA! I KNEW I could count on you.

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