Well, they'll spam ya when you're surfing on the "net,
They'll spam ya with a cutesy lookin' pet..
They'll spam ya when you're tryin' to download.
Then they'll spam ya and they'll add stuff to your code.
Your computer's runtime can be d****d,
Everybody must get spammed.

Well, they'll spam ya when you're lookin' at a site.
They'll spam ya "til you're loadin' down all night.
They'll spam ya while you're lookin' at emails.
They'll spam ya "til your poor computer ails.
Your computer's runtime can be d*****d,
Everybody must get spammed.

They'll spam ya when you're chatting in a chatroom.
They'll spam ya with fast click or my doom.
They'll spam ya 'cause they're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll spam you to see whose stuff they can f**k.
Tell ya what, your RAM and hard drive can be d****d,
Everybody must get spammed.

Well, you'll run your anti-spamware to defend.
Then they'll spam you and then they'll come back again.
They'll spam you when you reach your ISP.
They'll put their spam in anything you see.
Your computer's runtime can be d*****d,
Everybody must get spammed.

Well, they'll spam you when you work on your page.
They'll spam you "til you're seething hot with rage.
They'll spam you until you rant and rave.
They'll spam you "til your PC's in its grave.
Your computer's runtime can be d****d
Everybody must get spammed.