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Song Parodies -> "New Pelvis"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"New Pelvis"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Dang, this new pelvis!
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Looks like I'm learning some wild dance
Or, I've got live bugs in my pants
When I walk

It's a new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
It takes a short time to adjust
To how the hips jerkily thrust
Said the doc

Last Saturday, in the lunchroom
I walked into a chair
Spilling my soup, (cream of mushroom),
On Mrs. Loud
Boy, she can swear!

My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall

Dang, this new pelvis!
Made of the best surgical steel
Metal detectors squawk and squeal
When I pass

It's my new pelvis!
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Searched by the store dicks once again
Darned thing is more than just a pain
In the ass!

I was embarrassed at Uno's
Walking behind some nuns
One stopped short, I was too close
Ended up wedged
Between her buns

My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall

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Dee Range - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Rick, and gave me an idea for this song. High 5's
alvin rhodes - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully twisted concept and execution...5s
Stuart McArthur - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
too much information in that Uno's verse, Rick - once again a great idea, and you milked it beautifully - 555
LEo jAY - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Terrific. Loved the nun bit.
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Prosthetically perfect. 555
John Barry - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, hilarious title. 5s
AFW - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Real hip, here...with this one, Rick...unique idea.....five pins.
The Rhinestone-Encrusted Ghost of Elvis Presley - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you very much.
Dominic L. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny!
Adagio - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Rick! I got some good visuals of jerkily walking down the sidewalk...lol. 5's
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Pretty funny.
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Funny and great rhyming. Liked the nun stanza the best.
Adagio - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Already commented and voted. Hilarious again.
Rick D - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Ooh you're a funny guy. Good entry.
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now do the PELVIC THRUST, until it drives you in-sa-yay-yay-yay-yay-yane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! 555!
Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) already commented, and nice work of exploring all the possiblities, Rick - and no kidding, that cream of mushroom soup can really hurt!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Original idea, well executed. Your pelvis has left the building.
Gonfunko - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) How about some new 555s to go with it?
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See previous comment....still love it!

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