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Song Parodies -> "Black Velvet"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

She drank Black Velvet
Like it was going out of style
And, gave me one continual smile
Things looked good..

She drank Black Velvet
She must've shootered twenty six
I sipped my weak martini mix
Saving wood..

Off, we drove to her apartment
Twenty eight miles or so
My move, real bad, from the start went
Guess the long trip, fizzled the glow,
from Black Velvet

She kicked me hard right in the balls,
I ran off screaming down the halls,
From her door..
Never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..
No, never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Bottoms up!
alvin rhodes - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
that went down smooooooth...5s
Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
What a sad song...and funny too! 5s
Michael Pacholek - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Black Velvet made that little boy smile... for a while.
Paul Robinson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Certainly a stiff dose of reality at the end there...wisdom for the ages, though...words to live by...5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to John,Alvin, Rick C., Michael, and Paul
Bob Gomez - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The sweet saga of a date gone bad...wish I'd written it!
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob for the compl.

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