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Song Parodies -> "Blue Ointment"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Ointment"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She wore Blue Ointment
Blue ointment bluer than my tie
Touched me and got some in my eye
More than once

She wore Blue Ointment
Dabs on her face and on her nose
Salve for her acne, I suppose
What a dunce..

Ours, was a date that I sweated
It was a real train wreck
Prom nite, so much I regretted
When I got home,
There on my neck, was

Blue Ointment,
Last on my list, she'll always be
Now I need pills, and therapy
Nerves are shot..
Cause I still can see Blue Ointment
Where it's not.

Oh, Blue Ointment
Last on my list, she'll always be
Now I take pills, need therapy
Nerves are shot..
And I still can see Blue Ointment
Where it's not.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
5's from me
Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
any parody with "Ointment" gets 5s from me too, AFW (is that the funniest free-standing word in English?)
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...and thanks, Stuart...Yeah, Ointment... sounding like a pig cry...has to be up near the top, if not thee ace.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SPF (Silly Parody Factor) 555.
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
it rubbed me the right way...5s
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You pick some of my favorite oldies and tear 'em up nicely.....5s
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, and Rick C. thanks, yeah..I love some of those old Smaltzys, too...They were so steel serious...that any lighter approach, seems to work..

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