Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Chubby sprawl, many ounces smackin’ you
Hoo-ah-hoo-hoo

I’m like a tubby squall, a wall of my ham to you (bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncin’)
Wear a very small, fuzzy thong, mawashi – ooh, it’s blue (bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncin’)
You . . . flounce your lard around (you’ll be leavin’ with a frown)
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you

If you push and shove and you spin, rebuff my snare,
It’s your tush I’ll harm, I’ll breach your fatty lair,
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you

(Instrumental)

I’ll . . . pounce with fart, confound (you’ll be grieving, no more crown)
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Hoo-ah-ooh-ooh
Bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncing,
Bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncing,
Eeh-ah-eeh-eeh

I’m like a Baby Grand, stand like a boulder when I crap,
And my prostate gland, it was a-smartin’ from my wrap,
You go and . . . sieze me ‘til I bawl in pain (you maul, apply some smother, sly strain)
But like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Blubber brawl, many ounces smackin’ you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
(Repeat as it fades out)