I was tiping what head had late one night then my eyes were swelled had to much light
Then a headache in my head began to rise and suddently to no surprise

I had to dash a monster of a slash a monster slash and then a real hard thrash
I felt like trash I turned off in a flash Saved shut down fast To bed I'm off and crash

Now in the next morning I tipe hard in peace In my little beadroom with some pictures of
geese And ducks that swim in their humble abodes In a frame colered well gosh who knows

I tiped up fast to finish up real fast And used a slash to type a date year asked
All done at last Went to site in a flash submitteded fast then back to bed I crash

If you've never wrote parodies before Variation can raise score
Pace correct made funny no doubt Turn it round and make the voters laugh about

Dream on work's a monster smash Dream on work's a monster smash
Dream on work's a monster smash Dream on work's a monster smash
And even if it's not a smash There is still no need to abash

Now up and rockin and all dancing around Found a key chain I once dropped on the ground
Some coughin began cause my throat was all dry With soda through tube my throat stayed alive

The soda splashed It made a monster mash a monster mash Was from a forward dash
Where are they stashed? Towels to wipe the past plash Wiped it up fast to clean the splash to clean the monster mash

After the coughin I checked my thing Seemed I was troubled and felt a sting
When looked and don't kid I shook my fist and said "Whatever happened to all 5's now I'm so p---"

My votes are trashed it's all the monster's mash These monster's mash, it's such an evil thrash
These monster's mash brought score down in a flash I feel their thrash, It's from these monster's mash

How everything's cruel, That's what seems to me and these darn monster's mash I'll admit I cant stand
What for the giving this mash is meant to? If it's because you're bored, find something else to do

No no more mash Cant stand these monster's trash No monster's mash don't do your grave felt mash
Cant stand your trash I get sick in a flash wont take your mash I'd punch you if in grasp

The monster's mash

Big frown from the monsters mash Big frown from the monsters mash Score down with the monsters gasp undo