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Song Parodies -> "Rummy"

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Original Performer:

Bobby Hebb

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

Satire dedicated to Dubya's hawkish Secretary of Defense Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld
(instrumental intro)

Rummy... when it comes to war, he's Bush's brain.
Rummy... wants to nuke 'em first - he's that insane.
Our country's a pawn; Iraq war fever's here.
Rummy is war's chief engineer.
Rummy wants to do like W.

(brief instrumental break)

Rummy... wants to rule the planet the Strangelove way.
Rummy... will not let the world stand in his way.
Bush wants Iraqi oil to own.
War without end is Rummy's tone.
Rummy wants to do like W.

(instrumental break)

Rummy... wants pre-emptive war as a strategy.
Rummy... hasn't much respect for democracy.
We're still at war with Afghanistan.
He'd bomb Iraq; who's next, Iran?
Rummy wants to do like W.

(brief instrumental break)

Rummy... spinning facts to justify attack.
Rummy... wants no questions 'bout invading Iraq.
War and conquests are his desires,
He'll prop up Bush and his pack of liars.
Rummy wants to do like W.

(instrumental ending)

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