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Song Parodies -> "Honey"

Original Song Title:

"Honey"

Original Performer:

Bobby Goldsboro

Parody Song Title:

"Honey"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This is especially for 2Eagle, who suggested a few days back, that I write one to this song....
See the bush, how big it's grown
The rose bush where our love was shown,
In tenderness
Though, twenty years younger than me,
My bride, I asked you please to be,
And you said, yes..

The honeymoon was really great,
Then we moved into this large estate,
And life was cool
Till, one night in your sleep, you sighed,
These puzzling words, "Oh, Raoul, I tried!"
Raoul cleans our pool

A slight suspicion, it appeared,
But, I know dreams are often weird,
And kinda' strange
Our nights of love were heavenly
And you swore that your vows to me
Would never change

That helmet I saw on your bed,
Was for head stand therapy, you said
I sighed, relief
Then, next day by the tennis courts
I found a pair of jockey shorts
And I wear brief.

But, Honey, I loved you
And love comes with trust
So, although it looked bad,
Believe you, I must

You wrecked the car where the driveway ends,
You said, "It's just a Mercedes Benz....
Like, what the heck?"
That time I felt blood pressure surge,
Still, I controlled a nasty urge
To squeeze your neck..

When I came home unexpectedly
Was a guy in bed about 'Twenty Three'
A handsome lad
Then, your excuse...it sort of fails,
Claimed he was there for mattress sales
Things sure looked bad..

I swallowed hard and forced a smile
I could have said some words real vile,
But, I bit my tongue
As they say, sometimes love is blind
I made excuses in my mind,
Like, you're so young..

And Honey, I loved you
How could I stay sore?
That night, you were sexy
So, I just loved you more..

Next day, when I was not at home
While you were there, I thought alone,
The Angels came
My hidden camera later tells,
Angles on cycles...they were, :Hell's"
One, and the same..

And Honey, in those videos
You were not wearing any clothes,
Neither were they
Big brawny guys, with large tatoos
Smokin' dope and suckin' booze
I flipped that day..

And now my life's an empty page,
I'm writing this to vent my rage,
Here in a cell
My lawyer says he'll file appeals,
Chances aren't that great, he feels,
Yet, who can tell?

See the bush, how big it's grown
You're buried there, and all alone
Nobody knows.
To symbolize the thorns that sting,
You'll bud and bloom now, every Spring,
My Honey.......Rose

'Cause, Honey I loved you
But, you weren't bein' good
And that's why I struck you
With that chunk of wood....

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Chuck A. Spear - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME! I thought this was going to be about "honey" ("see the hive, how big its' grown...")- but your idea was better! You must've put alot of time into this...and it shows.
AFW - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Chuck... you got a good idea there, too...better than class "Bee"....Mind if I take a crack at that idea...or were you planning to do it? Time for this one was a couple of hours..But, being a writer, yourself..I'm sure you find, as I do....that the better ones sort of roll...it's the bad ones that take forever...
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo! Not a wasted stanza, and the payoff at the end was sublime. Big, big 555s
John Barry - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A HUGE improvement on the OS, perhaps the most saccharine, godawful pop song of all time.
Rick C - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT !!! Great Story, AFW...funny as hell. 555
Meriadoc - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The Angels came (and I bet they did - ha ha). Hilarious.
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for destroying this overly pretentious OS....i love it...5s
Chuck A. Spear - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Sure, AFW! I'd love to see what you can do with the alternate "honey" idea!- I know it'll be great! (and as you can see, I really haven't had the time to work on parodies lately much, so I'd love to see the idea orchestrated by such a talent as yourself!). Can't wait to see what you do with it!
AFW - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof, John, Rick C., Meriadoc, and Alvin, for votes, and nice comments...most appreciative.................And thanks, again, Chuck..I'll flip it in a future file.
Dee Range - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Great story, fantastic parody. This is a great example of a great parody not getting the votes it should because few people know the OS. Super high 5's
AFW - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Dee...for vote and compl. comment...
Peregrin - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is fabulous !
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You're very good at creating natural-rhythm lines that also pace perfectly, alvin - the magic double - 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
555s Fantastic! ;)
Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What a season finale for "Desperate Amirighters." Here's some spoilers for Season 2: We may finally learn the secret of Merry and Pippin... Mari discovers that Rick's cholesterol count is higher than his parody total... Stuart finally figures out that the International Date Line is the reason he has trouble finding women, not a telephonic means of finding them... The Elf and the Yankee Lefty try to mend their relationship during a screening of "The Chronicles of Narnia." Stay tuned...
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
d'oh! - so thats why Angelina never returns my calls! (.....and I thought she just wasn't interested)
AFW - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and comments

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