-> "Intervene, Apple"
Original Song Title:
"Little Green Apples"
Parody Song Title:
"Intervene, Apple"
The Lyrics
And I ache, yup, we’re in mourning
When that pair in deep disguise, gun spree did fly
But we fumble with a phone unable
Hit the skids now knowin’, got no tool - comply
For the leeches code to break as planned
Might freeze up, says you’ll be kneeling, son
And now Cook, don’t cross with guile and hip
Just form the part we need, a code undone
And if you’re not giving key
Hardball we’re gonna play
Squad’s gonna take and intervene, Apple
We’ll get your brain to unlock a phone abyss in the winter time
And we’re not king of rights’ abuse
Our biz’ is planned, our method’s loose, no cursory crime
Squad’s gonna fake rules byzantine, Apple
With law arcane from in seventeen eighty nine in the present time
And then the cell will let us know
With links, no doubt our case will flow, we’ll be aligned
The crime was all backed up on phone, though in a tizzy
Unmasking was such an easy play for seizing and
Pray we see hot gab before delete
But we swapped passwords, blew it, scurry now to decree
That you must translate
Now our writ, circumventing scheme, free files that you burst with key
Don’t parade delay
And if you’re not building key
Hardball we’re gonna play
Bod’s gonna quake, you’ll reconvene, Apple
The writ says go, do an analysis though the writ is dumb
And our show will sting, don’t be naïve
Sup some grog, your fraught aggrieved and get it done
Squad’s gonna fake rules byzantine, Apple
With law arcane from in seventeen eighty nine in the present time
And then the cell will let us know
In sync, and then our case will flow, we’ll be aligned
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