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Song Parodies -> "He's Barry Bonds (KARAOKE version)"
Original Song Title:
"I Fought the Law (and the Law won)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Fuller Four
Parody Song Title:
"He's Barry Bonds (KARAOKE version)"
Parody Written by:
The Nag
The Lyrics
I went to a more conventional rhyming scheme, moved a bridge to make it fit the original song stucture, and hopefully made it much funnier. Just remember, baseball's all about cheating, and they're mostly a bunch of foul-tempered speed freaks. Don't squander all your indignation and outrage on old Barry.
Parks his car in the Players' Lot
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds so, people watch
Reporters want a comment but he stays mum
He's Barry Bonds and they're scum
He's Barry Bonds says, "You guys are bums!"
(Bridge) He left the weight room and the running track
And went to creams and shots
He got the best stuff that BALCO had
He's Barry Bonds and we're not
He's Barry Bonds and, he got caught
(Over instrumental jam) Whitey Ford used to cut the ball
And Gaylord Perry hocked
So how come they're both in the Hall?
He's Barry Bonds and they're not
He's Barry Bonds and, they're what (white)?
More than seven hundred - - - - - - - yard shots
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds man, that's a lot
Waits for his pitch in the batters' box
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds man, too many walks
(Final Bridge) I'll miss my Barry and his many flaws
And please don't think I mock
He's the best hitter I ever saw!
He's Barry Bonds and I'm not
He's Barry Bonds and, he rocks
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds so, people watch
Reporters want a comment but he stays mum
He's Barry Bonds and they're scum
He's Barry Bonds says, "You guys are bums!"
(Bridge) He left the weight room and the running track
And went to creams and shots
He got the best stuff that BALCO had
He's Barry Bonds and we're not
He's Barry Bonds and, he got caught
(Over instrumental jam) Whitey Ford used to cut the ball
And Gaylord Perry hocked
So how come they're both in the Hall?
He's Barry Bonds and they're not
He's Barry Bonds and, they're what (white)?
More than seven hundred - - - - - - - yard shots
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds man, that's a lot
Waits for his pitch in the batters' box
He's Barry Bonds and you're not
He's Barry Bonds man, too many walks
(Final Bridge) I'll miss my Barry and his many flaws
And please don't think I mock
He's the best hitter I ever saw!
He's Barry Bonds and I'm not
He's Barry Bonds and, he rocks
(c) 2006 Norm Gaudet the_nag
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