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Song Parodies -> "Warm and Golden Showers"

Original Song Title:

"Artificial Flowers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Warm and Golden Showers"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Ah.... Mr.Trump is the gift that keeps on giving.
Alone in the world
With ooh tiny hands
A man but a child in his mind
His san..ity gone
And a Russian accord
Putin we'll soon be aligned

Did ya hear?
This .. man like a child
He knew that life was a stage
He knew how to kick back and play
Oh he .. had his quirks
But the Rus-sians they knew
The one thing that ...he wouldn't say

He loves warm and golden showers
Warm and golden showers
Showers from ladies - a Russian affair
He loves warm and golden showers
Ya know those warm and golden showers
Golden it ain't just his hair

Well ..over the years
He would ..hide all his tracks
He paid such a mighty big sum
And... the Russians gifted him
In a luxury room
An agent yes Putin he'd won

For getting warm and golden showers
Those warm and golden showers
Showers from ladies - it's a Rus-s-ian affair
He loves warm and golden showers
Warm and golden showers
Golden - it ain't just his hair

And now little Donnie
Ahh.. he says it aint nice
Just saying it's libereral smears
They'd better not cross him
He...is ruling this land
And playing on everyone's fears
Not Russian aggression is
What little Donnie will say
When Putin speaks oh how he cowers

Cause the o-o-o-ne thing that we all know
He likes on the bed
When Russians give warm golden showers

Oh those warm and golden showers
Everyday a warm and golden shower
Showers from ladies - it's a Rus-s-ian affair
Everyday a warm and golden shower
Those yum yum showers
Golden - it ain't just...
Golden it ain-n-n-'t just his hair!

Art of the deal thing!
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