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Song Parodies -> "Mow'r"
Original Song Title:
"More"
Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"Mow'r"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Mow'r,
You're a lot to shove,
Each push I groan..
Mow'r,
Not the kind I love,
A two ton stone..
Mow'r,
Every day there's rain,
Up high, lawns grow
Then, with the sun insane,
Spouse says, "Let's go.."
Mow'r, you're an Albatross
Please break, so in trash, can toss
Hands tight, to your handle graspin',
Walkin', climbin', puffin', gaspin'..
Trim..all the green stuff takes
A too long time
I could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I think I'll..sneak down to the store
Hit my..credit card, and score,
Buy..a brand new ridin' mow'r
Mow'r,
Your a dead bull drag
Fatigues..my mass
Mow'r,
Heavy is your bag
From such tall grass...
Mow'r,
Job's so tough and hard,
And I'm not young
Mow'r,
What a lousy yard,
Stepped in dog dung
Mow'r, please stall out, don't run
Let this..lousy job be done
My butt...it's unwired..draggin'
Painin', strainin', hurtin', saggin'..
Mow'r,
All this green stuff takes
Too dang much time
I..could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I'm sneakin' to store
With..credit card, I'll score,
Then I'll..only live to ride my mow'r
You're a lot to shove,
Each push I groan..
Mow'r,
Not the kind I love,
A two ton stone..
Mow'r,
Every day there's rain,
Up high, lawns grow
Then, with the sun insane,
Spouse says, "Let's go.."
Mow'r, you're an Albatross
Please break, so in trash, can toss
Hands tight, to your handle graspin',
Walkin', climbin', puffin', gaspin'..
Trim..all the green stuff takes
A too long time
I could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I think I'll..sneak down to the store
Hit my..credit card, and score,
Buy..a brand new ridin' mow'r
Mow'r,
Your a dead bull drag
Fatigues..my mass
Mow'r,
Heavy is your bag
From such tall grass...
Mow'r,
Job's so tough and hard,
And I'm not young
Mow'r,
What a lousy yard,
Stepped in dog dung
Mow'r, please stall out, don't run
Let this..lousy job be done
My butt...it's unwired..draggin'
Painin', strainin', hurtin', saggin'..
Mow'r,
All this green stuff takes
Too dang much time
I..could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I'm sneakin' to store
With..credit card, I'll score,
Then I'll..only live to ride my mow'r
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This gray-haired suburbanite can relate to yardwork angst.
i laughed a lawn time
Thanks, John D, and alvin
AFW - This one really makes the cut! ;D
Thanks, OMR
Sir L'aire de Farce, The Duke o'Edge, you're still lookin' fine, inspite of all that Wine!
Thanks, LilCoo...lookin' pretty swell there, yourself...I'd like to do a parody of the old country song, "Gonna' Hire A Wino"..but it's, actually a parody, in itself...
Oh, Know . . . don't hire that Wino, he'll kill every drop of your MERLOT ! He could be a no-Go, Sir, You know ? Is he from RENO ? only wants to play Keno . . . I am the Win0 o'the County . . . stomping hard to press this Fall's MERLOT . . . .
Ahh, but you might stain your little tootsies...like Lucy
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