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Song Parodies -> "Mow'r"

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Bobby Darin

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The Lyrics

You're a lot to shove,
Each push I groan..
Not the kind I love,
A two ton stone..

Every day there's rain,
Up high, lawns grow
Then, with the sun insane,
Spouse says, "Let's go.."

Mow'r, you're an Albatross
Please break, so in trash, can toss
Hands tight, to your handle graspin',
Walkin', climbin', puffin', gaspin'..

Trim..all the green stuff takes
A too long time
I could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I think I'll..sneak down to the store
Hit card, and score,
Buy..a brand new ridin' mow'r

Your a dead bull drag mass
Heavy is your bag
From such tall grass...

Job's so tough and hard,
And I'm not young
What a lousy yard,
Stepped in dog dung

Mow'r, please stall out, don't run
Let this..lousy job be done
My's unwired..draggin'
Painin', strainin', hurtin', saggin'..

All this green stuff takes
Too dang much time
I..could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...

I'm sneakin' to store card, I'll score,
Then I'll..only live to ride my mow'r

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
This gray-haired suburbanite can relate to yardwork angst.
alvin - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
i laughed a lawn time
AFW - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, John D, and alvin
Old Man Ribber - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - This one really makes the cut! ;D
AFW - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR
LilCoo - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir L'aire de Farce, The Duke o'Edge, you're still lookin' fine, inspite of all that Wine!
AFW - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, LilCoo...lookin' pretty swell there, yourself...I'd like to do a parody of the old country song, "Gonna' Hire A Wino"..but it's, actually a parody, in itself...
LilMerlow - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, Know . . . don't hire that Wino, he'll kill every drop of your MERLOT ! He could be a no-Go, Sir, You know ? Is he from RENO ? only wants to play Keno . . . I am the Win0 o'the County . . . stomping hard to press this Fall's MERLOT . . . .
AFW - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahh, but you might stain your little Lucy

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