Well, ol' Jaws had...giant teeth, babe
Always kept them..sparkling white
Used no whitener, and no brightener,
Never brushed 'em..any night..

In the film by...Steven Spielberg
Jaws was hungry, he'd beseech
Female snacks of...sexy women
Who were swimmin'..by the beach..

So they shut down...all the beaches,
Robert Shaw went..on the hunt
Then got eaten..by ol' Jaws, Babe
Munched him down..without a grunt..

In their small boat, Roy Scheider
Said, "We'll need one..really big.."
They strung ol' Jaws with..many barrels,
But he outsmarted..every rig..

Richard Dreyfuss...guts one open
Finds a beer can, tons a' junk
While he's fishin' for that great white
Caged 'neath water.. teased the hunk...

Then ol' Jaws comes..back attackin'
Wrecks their boat up..really bad
In his mouth, though...Roy tosses
A big red bomb..that he had

With his rifle, aimed and ready
Roy shoots it...stays alive
Big explosion...in the water
Jaws The Shark does...not survive

No, ol' Jawszy..does not survive

So long, ol' Jaws the shark...