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Song Parodies -> "Fresh Cash"

Original Song Title:

"Splish Splash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Fresh Cash"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

fresh cash
i was makin' a batch
hopin' i was makin' it right
twenty subs
just think about it, bub
everything is goin' just right

well, i'm gonna make a bunch
if i need, i'll make more
won't have to draw no salary
at some job where i'm bored
oh yeah
fresh cash
i'm gonna make a splash
how was i to know there was a stake-out goin' on ?

and i was stricken when they crashed in
feelin' somewhat squealed on
movin' to a prison
hopin' for parolin'
oh yeah !

cling clang
i'm on a chain gang
eatin' beans and franks for my grub
pissed off
that my scheme had to stop
elbows, with the cons, have to rub

so, i've...broken out...of the stew
good golly...i'll prob'ly...move down to peru
and make some....fresh cash
i'l make a brand new batch
i'll have to get a printin' press soon...yeah

and i'll be rollin' in the dough, then
peelin' some unreal ones
movin' lots of loot, then
this ain't chicken scratch, son
hey yeah

its some cash that i'll be flashin'
in a dash, i'll have a ration
with the batch i'm gonna fashion
(fades)



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Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job making this into a story, and nice work with the rhyme schemes. I enjoyed singing along to this one.
Rex - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, you sure know how to make money. And parodies.
John Barry - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
My 5s aren't counterfeit.
alvin - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jeff, rex and john
Stephen Harrington - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Here, have 555 dollars to get started. ; )
2Eagle - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Cling, clang - I'm on a chain gang made me laugh.
AFW - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is definitely not bogus...tops in humor
Ann Hammond - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
oh yeah
alvin - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stephen, 2eagle AFW and ann
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-E Alvin (Da Chipmunk) Ovah 'eah. Howd yous like ta make id big in my orkinizashun? Um in needz ov a new wall paper man. Da last guy Joey (Felt Fingers) Megalutta gawd a liddle greedy an caught him a "Moe Green Special". Gude pay an benifits, free perstecshun insurants and free burial soivus in case dere wuz sum unforchewnit axident wut wood befalls yuhs. Drop a dime on da ol grape vine if'n you gotz sum innerest. Oh nize parity too. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.
alvin - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks carmine for the comments and the generous offer to join your orkinizashun
Guy - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin - Don't take Don B's offer lightly. He's been known to make offers that can't be refused. Roll with it. Fine parody. When is the next Rebate?
Dee Range - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome....great storyline. Remember your old pal Dee when the next batch dries.
alvin - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks guy...rebate is in the mail....thanks dee....i'll send you a selection
Invisible Boy - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job...why do i get an e e cummings vibe from you ?
alvin - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks IB....i'm just too lazy to shift...you oughta see how i've wrecked my car's transmission

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