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Song Parodies -> "Beyond A 'P'"

Original Song Title:

"Beyond the Sea"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Beyond A 'P'"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Somewhere I gotta pee,
Somewhere, where can that be?
My bladder 'spands like Boulder's dam,
I'm watchin' for drips much like saline.

Can't bear; beyond it me,
This in-contin-en-cy.
Behind my fly is third my eye,
It waits to disarm as it's wailing.

How far is that wet bar?
How near house with the moon?
Can't wait beyond it's out,
Depart! Please lead me there soon.

I'll pee here in your store,
I'll piss all on your floor.
Happy I'll be once I can pee,
'Til ever again I'll make saline.
Saline, bailing, failing Happy I'll be once I can pee,
'Til ever again I'll make saline.

I know it must get out,
Depart please lead me there soon,
I peed, I know I peed, behind your store,
And pissed just as before.

Happy I be beyond the pee,
'Til ever again I'll make saline.

No more saline
All gone saline
Bye bye saline...
Moved on out, drip pan...
All gone johnson...

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Tommy Turtle - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Another masterpiss of syllable-matching. Best in continent of N.America or any other. Fave: "house with the moon?". Take this stream of Fives.
alvin - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
laughed so hard i had to peeruse it again ...every bit as aquatic as the OS
PMS - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
PEE-rless parody
AFW - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
From the title, I was thinking A&P supermarket..Great use of pun lines sound alike subs..
stuart mcarthur - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
All gone johnson? lol - funny read Guy - great syllable-matching too - 555
Paul Crouch - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Son, that , I'm sure was a choclate pretzel and therein it can only be of one type and that is DEVIL's Food! You should send me all the earnings you made from the sale. I will pray over & bless the ca$h and ah, put it to some er, good use. Then we will pray for your immortal soul in the name. Wise up son before it's too late for you. Here's a Word up on me. See what they say about me on the internet. Where *=t. Copy, paste, change & browse. h**p:// _______________________ h**p://
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Mr Crouch. You're a day late and a few dollars and a lot of sense short. I believe you meant this for my parody the day before where Mary got sold out for some hocus pocus pretzel. You better leave the illicit sex, drugs and rock n roll, alone at least until your head clears. (well at least the drugs and sex - Rock and roll is good for the soul). And no I do not wish to contribute to TBN - I do my own praying, thanks and God Bless you, you old F*rt.
Guy - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Stu - It just dawned on me that you are one of those dun-unda folks and your reference to johnson. I can see how this may have gotten by you. Is the TV show "NYPD Blue" ever shown in Aus? Detective Andy Sipowitz likes to refer to "johnson' as a male's private parts and I don't mean in the military sense as in Pvt Parts. It is a scarcely used slang term that some Americans use in that reference. The OS last line says "So Long Ensign" Thus begot "All gone johnson". Hope I cleared that up for you. If not I know a good doctor who can clear up any "johnson" problems you may have picked up along your route.

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