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Song Parodies -> "O.J. the Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Mack the Knife"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"O.J. the Knife"

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The Lyrics

(sung to the tune of Mack the Knife)
O.J. Simpson has pretty teeth, babe
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack-knife has ole O.J.
But he keeps it out of sight.

When O.J. strikes with his knife, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears O.J. Simpson
So there's never ever a trace of red.

On the sidewalk Sunday morning
Lie two bodies oozing like
Someone's peekin round the corner
Could that someone be O.J. the Knife?

Out in L.A. in a courtroom
Judge Ito hears the jive
Johnnie Cochran plays the race card---
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Bobby Darin
All sang this song
While O.J. is out on a golf course
Did our boy do something wrong?

I said Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong
Bobby Darin, Bad Leroy Brown
Hey the line forms on the right, babe
Now that O.Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
Back in townnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(tag) Look out, O.J. is back................


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! 555
Poopie - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's funny too! But TOS was made in the 50's so you shoulda used misc. It still gets a 5,5,5 from me. - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha! I've had "Juice the Knife" on my uncompleted parodies list since, like, 1994. "Lie two bodies oozin' life" - check. "Now that OJ's back in town" - check. But I suppose those are the obvious subs; you also threw in some stuff that hadn't crossed my mind. Good job.
Mike - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice stuff..Have you checked the other OJ the Knife parody written back in 1994....Chekc it out..the guy lived about 5 miles from OJ...Once again good stuff
Jensen - August 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Does anyone know where to find the 1994 version mentioned above? I remember hearing it on the radio back then, and it was great.

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