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Song Parodies -> "Zip! Zap! (Alien Invasion)"

Original Song Title:

"Splish Splash"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Zip! Zap! (Alien Invasion)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Zip! Zap!
They ain't taking no crap!
My farm was their landing sight, Ahh!!!
Zapped my cow, and I'm really pissed now
I thought everything was alright

Well, I looked out my window
Green things weren't ignored
I pulled my shotgun to me
And ran straight out the door
Zip! Zap! Got probed right up the a**
God-D*mn, I didn't know there was an orgy going on

There was some Zippin' and A-Zappin'
Dealing with the Green Men
Starting with the Martians
Beating up E.T, yeah

(Space-age Trumpet Solo)

Big Bang, I saw their spaced gang
William Shatner without his rug, D*mn!
Say What?! There was Jabba the Hutt
And the Great Gazoo that pestering bug

Well, they destroyed my crops, and I might sue
Good Golly, Weren't jolly but were bullet proof!
Well-ah, Zip! Zap! They pulled their guns and blast
They went to start smashing Bost-on, Hey!

They were annoying and destroying
Quaking with the breaking
Whacking and attacking
Zipping and A-Zapping

(Another Space-Age Solo)

Yes, They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were looting and polluting
Yeah, They were killing and were thrilling
We were screaming and were scheming
We were yelling in our dwellings
Probing "round the globe and
Zip! Zap!

Yes, They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were beaming with us screaming
They were Zipping and A-Zapping!!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Always a fan of B.D. and this old R&R song..very clever job here..5's
John Barry - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
One to sing in the shower. 5s
poopie longstocking - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great tune, Matthias! I honour it with a perfect 5,5,5 vote. But uhm...TOS came out in the 50's, so you should've used misc. But I totally enjoyed the parody.
Matthias - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
My mistake, I based the date of this after reading Claude's Missed Mass parody.
Gary Poopins - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Make some more, please Poopie! You match pacing perfectly! I gave Triple 'Fecal Fives' to all your parodies! I love Madame Poopie!
moe from the simpson's - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, so it's you again, eh?

I don't think Poopie is really back; he/she/it/banjo died sometime last year. But he/she/it/banjo may have reincarnated as the Decade Police.
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Contest) LMAO!! If this is from 2006 (this year), then this is the only parody I've read so far that is eligible for the ABC contest, and it's a good one, too. 555 And I... love.... the..... line about..... William Shatner.
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-Z) Sorry I missed this Matthias, great parody of a none-too-easy OS. Here's 5 probes up your asterisks.
Johnny D - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) ROFLMAO!!! Too funny, Matthias!
Jack Wilson - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This rules! 555!

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