Zip! Zap!
They ain't taking no crap!
My farm was their landing sight, Ahh!!!
Zapped my cow, and I'm really pissed now
I thought everything was alright

Well, I looked out my window
Green things weren't ignored
I pulled my shotgun to me
And ran straight out the door
And
Zip! Zap! Got probed right up the a**
God-D*mn, I didn't know there was an orgy going on

There was some Zippin' and A-Zappin'
Dealing with the Green Men
Starting with the Martians
Beating up E.T, yeah

(Space-age Trumpet Solo)

Big Bang, I saw their spaced gang
William Shatner without his rug, D*mn!
Say What?! There was Jabba the Hutt
And the Great Gazoo that pestering bug

Well, they destroyed my crops, and I might sue
Good Golly, Weren't jolly but were bullet proof!
Well-ah, Zip! Zap! They pulled their guns and blast
They went to start smashing Bost-on, Hey!

They were annoying and destroying
Quaking with the breaking
Whacking and attacking
Zipping and A-Zapping
Yeah!!!

(Another Space-Age Solo)

Yes, They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were looting and polluting
Yeah, They were killing and were thrilling
We were screaming and were scheming
We were yelling in our dwellings
Probing "round the globe and
Zip! Zap!
Yeah!!!

Yes, They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were Zipping and A-Zapping
They were beaming with us screaming
Yeah
They were Zipping and A-Zapping!!!!