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Song Parodies -> "If I Were The Minister Of Brit Insecurity"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Carpenter"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were The Minister Of Brit Insecurity"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

I absolutely, categorically, positively ,DENY...(pause for emphasis)...ANY suggestion I am about to mount a challenge to Kristof's leadership of The AmIRight Party - (so there's no need for him to feel any insecurity whatsoever - and I should know - I'm the minister)
If I were the minister
of Brit Insecurity
I'd get the Queer Eye guys
to increase our beauty

If I were elected I'd
address sporting failure
our Olympians WILL acquire
as much gold as Australia

I'll request our nuclear mate - to straighten the Earth's axis
to get a decent summer that - distracts from our taxes

If I want to blow sky high
a Middle East government
I would double-check M.I.
( unlike the incumbent )

If I had direct access
to the Treasury Safe-key
I would slip Charles some cash
to road-test a new lady

I'll lock Jamie Oliv-ER - in his 'frigerator
to cryogenic'ly rebirth - two centuries later
new Chief Whip?....hmm, I'd intern.....the hilaryh8er

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn lying politicians. WEDNESDAY!!!! DKTOS but I vote this 555 anyway because then when we are all in office together I can criticicize everyone as Secretary of OFfense. The Amirght Party shall rule the WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA.
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
not to mention the minister of witty parodies...5s
Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Stu! What's the Amiright Party though??? btw/5s
Red Ant to Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
The Amiright Party is running for postions in a fictitious government as a joke on I have submitted mine already will show up tomorrow.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Here, here! Yes, minister! My parody 'Hired a Sniper' is my AmIRight Party themed one. Great policies, Stu!
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
oops, sorry Red Ant - you're right - it should've been tomorrow - but thanks for the 5s

thanks alvin (kickbacks coming your way)

thanks Rick - yes, as Red Ant says, check out the thread at inthe00s / amIRight / song parodies / the Amiright party on the message board

Luke, you and I both stuffed up the date - some Aussie support we are for our leader - I'll check yours out now
Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu, Stu, Stu....WEDNESDAY!! ;-) Still, this is great, and highly relatable for an Aussie ex-pat. 555
Stuart McArthur - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
d'oh - sorry your excellency, since I've been a minister, the days are just a blur - another scotch should fix it......*glug glug glug*
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm feeling very insecure as to how to vote and comment on this, where do I send an official plea for public help?
Stuart McArthur - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment, that's the Divine Goddess's department - the buck don't stop here, buddy
Pope Spaff LXIX - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is awesome, but I'm not really sure, so don't quote me on that until I've formed a committee that will back me up. I mean, um, if they will, you know.

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