I was working on my lists one night,
My phone was playing something that filled me with plight,
It was that stupid gig from that Boris guy
it was so irritating I wanted to cry

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{Please not the mash} I don't like that monstrous rehash
{Gives me a rash} My brain's getting such a crash
{Just wanna spaz} Soon my phone must smash
{Thanks to the mash} it's a monstrous rehash

They play this lousy ditty near every halloween,
I've heard so many times, I'm becoming green,
I'd rather hear something that's not so extreme while saying "Put on Ne-yo, REM or Queen"

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They don't know when to stop, ruins my attitude,
And so goes my spooky kind of mood,
If I could, I'd dig up that Boris dude and ask "Whatever happened to just lousy halloween food?"
My dander's so up, it's starting to stem,
I'm getting ready to go try to beat them,
For those reading this, understand and be a friend,
At least they're not playing this on sirius xm!!

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A-boooooo...