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Song Parodies -> "Monster Mad"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Mad"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

how about one more halloween parody? this time, a request made by Bill, way back in april, when I posted this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/themonkees165.shtml
please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw
I was surfing on the web, late last night
tried to give myself an awful fright
clicked a link, and on my screen, a monster rose
he screamed at me, and the screen froze

and now I'm mad!
now I've gone Monster Mad
it's kinda sad
yes, it's really too bad
that I've gone mad
I cry for mom & dad!
'cause I've gone mad
been driven Monster Mad!

now I fear a gory death at jaws of beasts
I can't masturbate, can't find a moment's peace
the ghouls will come to my humble abode
to turn me to a rat, or a toad!

I'm going mad!
I'm going Monster Mad
it's kinda sad
yes, it's really too bad
I'm going mad!
I cry for mom & dad!
'cause I've gone mad
been driven Monster Mad!

The Blob has me on the run
the nightmare has just begun!
the beasts include boogie man
d@^^n it all, where's my gun?!

a scene from any horror movie around
really seems tame, compared to what I've found!
ol' Freddy Kreuger is about to arrive
and I really hope, I'll get out alive!

they make me mad!
they make me Monster Mad!
gone Monster Mad
it's really kinda sad
help! mom & dad!
and it's really too bad
that I've gone mad!
that I've gone Monster Mad!

after some coughin' a Vicks did help
so I continued to cry & yelp
who opened my door, when help was teased?
it was M. Night Schyamalan, coming to say "what a tweest!"

and now I'm mad!
and now I'm Monster Mad
gone Monster Mad
it's really kinda sad
yes, it's too bad
I cry for mom & dad!
'cause now I'm Mad!
'cause now I'm Monster Mad!

now, call me a fool, if it makes you feel grand
but just look outside, tell me who's on my land?
he isn't living, has chair for tanning
wait, that's not Frankenstein, it's just Peyton Manning!

and I've gone mad
yes, I've gone Monster Mad
completely mad
it really is too bad
that I've gone mad
I cry for mom & dad!
it's kinda sad
that I've gone Monster Mad!

"grunts" not good!
easy Kreuger, nightmare-haunting, clawed freak!
"grunts" not good! "grunting"

ah-ooh... Monster Mad!
ah-ooh... Monster Mad!
ah-ooh... Monster Mad!
ah-ooh... Monster Mad! (fade out...)
thanks for reading, and Happy Halloween, amiright!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Rob Arndt - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Monstrously funny- 555!
Jerry Schmendrik - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
A little bit disappointed. I wish you could do Creature from the Black Lagoon next. 4's
Agrimorfee - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Its surreal randomness caught me offguard, but Halloween is surreal in itself so high marks on the funny as well as the pacing. What's a "tweest" ?
Jonathan - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - thank ya!
Jerry - Creature from the Black Lagoon? I may have to do some research, first...
Agrimorfee - thanks! and if you haven't seen "Robot Chicken" there was a bit of a running gag in the show, where when something "unexpected" would happen, M. Night Schyamalan would come out of nowhere and comment "What A Tweest!" (Twist)
Dan - November 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, since you do requests, could you do a parody about a mean cat? My neighbor has a wicked Siamese that not only scratches, but bites too! I admire your parodies and think you could do it. I'd like that. TIA
Jonathan - November 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll see what I can do! thanks for the suggestion!

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