I was keeping tabs on Election night
Trump's votes rose, oh what a sight
A few states turned from Blue to Red, was surprised
All those CNN polls DID lie!

I did the bash, I started to Demo bash
The Demo bash, Hillary was smashed
I did the bash, Wasserman Schultz was trashed
I did the bash, Podesta got F***** in the ass!

Hillary had been such a beast
Establishment Witch who tried to preach
She lies and lies as everyone knows
Comey's letters all brought it home!

I did the bash, I continued the Demo bash
The Demo bash, Warren's smug face went ash
I did the bash, fun talking such politi-trash
I did the bash, the election WASN'T snatched!

The REPs were all having fun
The party had just begun
Trump, the position won
Democrats reduced to crying scum!

The reaction was shockin', the protests so loud
Pointed blame, shouts from the liberal crowds
Trump met with O' for transition time
The GOP is still much alive!

They did the bash, they did the Demo bash
The Demo bash, DEM hopes all smashed
They did the bash, Congress safe at last
They did the bash, they did the Demo bash

Americans together was the right thing
Trump with phone back to tweeting
Said there's nothing the crowds should dread
But still the liberal schmucks were pissed!

I did the bash, I continued the Demo bash
The Demo bash, Warren's smug face went ash
I did the bash, fun talking such trash
I did the bash, the election WASN'T snatched!

Now everything's cool, her concession sad
"Crooked Hillary" WAS that bad!
For you, the winners, there's lots to do
Repeal Obamacare, build a wall, Iran deal undo

He'll do it fast, true change will come at last
Oh such a task, Trump will face backlash
But there's no mask, in glory he will bask
In a flash, the economy flowing with cash...

Heil Trump! (Oops...)