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Song Parodies -> "Mobster Bash"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Mobster Bash"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

News coverage has expanded upon the ravings of Rev. Jeremiah Wright anew. Seems he is also bashing Jews and Italians for the killing of Christ. Saying things like "They looked down their long garlic noses at Jesus". He's likely to tick off some of the local mob boys who won't be thinking that this is very funny. He may be getting that ride with some Italians that is featured in one of my parodies that published last Thursday, Mar 26, 2008. To view that parody click HERE

Who actually killed Jesus? You and I did - we all did. Why else did He die for us anyway? Wish Rev Wright would get that message.

DKTOS? For a Youtube look and listen to the OS of "The Monster Mash" by Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett click HERE

I was watchin' the News gab late last night,
When my eyes beheld a "cheery" sight.
Slapped at mobsters with race jabs at these guys,
Did sullenly start crackin' wise.

He did so trash,
He did the mobster's trash.
Does lob/stir trash,
He does so rave hard gnash.
He'll get caught in the flash.
For what he bash,
He stirs a culture clash.

He's not obligatory to those cast Mid-East,
What is max the headroom of this vamp ired "priest"?
The Italians now catch the wrath from his loads,
And onto the Jews he so explodes.

He causes clash,
He causes culture clash.
This monster's rash,
He does so pave hard trash.
Those that he trash,
They're hot tempered, they'll flash.
Don't be so rash,
When you do mobster bash.

The honkies are having none,
Dem party he put in spun.
He hits the roof man,
Crackers soon gettin' guns.

The church was rockin' he's siccin' hounds,
"We wore the chains", whacked on his baying rounds.
The mobbin' gangsters are about to arrive,
They're a focal group, they'll drop kick ya wis

He's playin' rash,
He's weighin' culture clash.
Like dumpster trash,
His mouth so gave hard lash.
He sayed the trash,
He got people to flash.
Take out the trash,
Take out this monster's bash.

Out from the pulpit, Wright's voice does ring,
Seems he's caused trouble for the left wing.
He's steamed the lid, and cooks up mess,
Once said, what's gonna happen in the Pennsylvania quest?

He talks the trash,
He talks a monster trash.
This monster's rash,
It's worse than junkyard trash.
So stow the trash,
Please just go in a flash,
Don't need re-hash,
You cause a culture clash.

He talks out of school; he's quite out of hand,
With his culture clash, he does spit on the land.
For you the Jewish, this trash was meant too,
When you talk like some whore, who knows what is sent due.

Please, no more trash,
You got the mobsters' rash.
The mobsters clash,
You may pay grave hard cash.
You so they'll thrash,
Best watch out for your ash,
You go and trash,
You do the mobsters' trash.

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Stan Hall - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for digging up this old novelty tune and a parody nIcely executed. Must add, tho', that of course, flaming jerk that he is, Wright 's neither the voice of "the Left" nor seriously believed to be by anyone but Righties desperately looking for an effective whiping stick ... or a diversion from their own particular brand(s) of hatemongers, warmongers, fearmongers, single-issue antiregulationists who espouse regulation of everything else, and "small government" advocates who ironically find themselves endorsing the architects of the largest, most invasive gov't in US history -- that latter no small feat after the Nixon era, and the HUAC (more properly HCU-AA) before it. However deserving and fun, Wright's an easy target his countless opposite numbers ... Robertson, for example, in other pulpits. Shrug. :-)
Stan again - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
PS ... comments above not to be construed as defending Wright in any sense ... more like denying/dissociating from him, just as the saner Repubs deny the like of, say, Ann Coulter speak for them. :-)
Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Stan - I'm just echoing what I see on the news media and I think Ann Coulter is extremely funny when she speaks. I'll give her that, she speaks her mind and enjoys it as well.

Wright is not funny but fun to make fun of. Bar-ama has been unfairly singled out by his pastor's bashing but it is guilt by association and if it appears to be then it must be as the old adage states. The thing is I know the difference and simply choose to skeet shoot an easy target like him, besides he hit close to home with the "garlic nosed Italians" statement he made. I'm surprised he didn't call us all dagos or something like that. I hope the mob sends "Willy Aches" his way and maybe persuade him a bit with a little limb cracking of the tree of knowledge.
Stan - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Capsico, Guy, e siamo assolutamente d'accordo riguardoa al cafone, Wright. Ma devo dirte che, io stesso, non trovo per nulla amusante la signora Coulter, e finora le sue osservazioni non m'hanno mostrato molto, ni del spirito ni del genio.
A proposito ... sei italiano, parli affatto la lingua? Fra le mie vari lingue strane, è la mia preferita. Anche se non tengo una goccia del sangue italiano--è per il più scozzese--il cuore che lo pompa è per il più italiano, e l"Italia rimane sempre la mia destinazione per il viaggiare. :-)

Allora, se ti piacierebbe una corrispondenza per occasione--nel'taliano o l'inglese secondo la tua preferenza quache--scrivemi qualche volta a :-)
John Barry - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Wright on, Guy!
alvin - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
i like the way you bashed the singalong
Guy (Gaitano) - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan - Mi nonna provenire da Napoli. Ella parli solo dentro Italanio dentro suo casa e dentro il approssimatuvamente nostra. Io appreso palare che l'inglese e l'Italanio durante il stesso tempo. Mi Italiano é molto arrugginito mentre ti potere concludere da mi scritta.

Io averre notato che tuo email indirizzo contenere amedd é punto mil. Il lavorare a la AMEDD Centro é Scuola é il in questo momento tengo un punto mil indirizzo. Il modo futuro a Lunedi scirvere al tu a tuo punto mil indirizzo da mi punto mil indirizzo.

grazi mi paisano é ciao.

John - Thanks and he's about right off. I'd say a might quite right off a tad.

Alvin - I was tuned into some national news and in the last hour they featured a short on Rev Wright. Apparantely he visited a Catholic church in Chicago last night. He is a long time personal friend of the parish priest. What really perked my ears was he went there for a - what they said "Birthday BASH". This parody gives "bash" a whole new meaning. I thought it was pretty right on with this parody. Thanks buddy.
SW - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with alvin. You bashed the basher in a very creative and funny way. Good for you! Who the heck is this man to say anything about anyone. Uggg people like that make me angry. Good for you Guy!
Guy - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks you Sally. We can only hope that God is not finished with him yet.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
HEY-E OVAH 'EAH HUH, weez doan cairs wutz da 'filliation ov da pauliditshuns iz az long az weez ken give um a ride in owah pockits. Bud diz wacko pretcher strunzo iz krakin' a bid tew wize fowah owah likins. I jus finisht eadin' a big boal a gnocchi, plait tew gamez a bocce an' wun tew gran playin nucks. Weez had sum liddel small parli amongst da bosses an' weez considerin' makin' sum ajusmends on dis piece uv strunzo. Ids bent handit ovah to "Willy Aches" and Lem "Armbrake" Brizzi fowah considerashun an' contrak. philem ad 11. (2-LOUD) OUTTA 'EAH.
littleMonCakes - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, Le ~Marquis de Rogue Parody~ this is really good! Ilove this OS as my b-day is near to Halloween, & we have the CD to this tune. Love anything that relates to ~Trick-Or-Treat~, my fave holiday!

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