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Song Parodies -> "We Are Phoney"

Original Song Title:

"Spinning Wheel"

Original Performer:

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Phoney"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Bit real tough, blood all round
Weekend feel and then fall down
Watchin' those TV shows they cant be real then
Vamp bats are not phony, but they do not lap men

Yes think it's funny and too we don't roam
Silly we'll, watch at home
Content and no troubles hope you'll, you'll never learn.
Think That we are phoney, hope that you will never learn

Hope you find no detecting sign Tummy aches, want food my way
Keep in mind no reason to whine .
Just watch and wine all that you find
Just shows no vampires they aren't real

No never comming and not you
loose that feel be done and through
Forget the onions nothing to need bide
Caught you now I'm stony dining on meal arrived

{Some Instrumental lyrics}

The more you think whatever whatever whatever,the more you think whatever the lappier I'll be ( repeat)

Someone to sink fangs into
Dead you feel as lap through
Yup all your troubles at your liver's side
Thought that we were phoney now in coffin he'll lye

{Some Instrumental lyrics}

The more you think whatever whatever whatever, the more you think whatever the lappier I'll be (delete I mean repeat)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Rob Arndt - October 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Wonder what a vampire would think of synthetic blood? Germans invented it in WW2 for the Waffen SS (Capain and Periston)! 555 Ann!
Jonathan - October 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Bloody Brilliant! 5's
vAnn - October 13, 2015 - Report this comment
hmm? I'll have to try it some day thanks Rob and Jonathan as well.. good, looks like the 1 ( Ann shut up)

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