Song Parodies -> "Poor Sandra Bullock"

Original Song Title:

"Down In The Boondocks"

Original Performer:

"Poor Sandra Bullock"

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The Lyrics

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But she's not Miss Congeniality
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

She was on a roll winning an Oscar and a Razzie
And had no idea her " Jesse James " was tattooing some trashy
When the news broke all round the world
There was no place for her to hide
It was like driving a runaway bus
Then getting hit in your own Blind Side

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But she's not Miss Congeniality
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock

The Thing Called Love and your own Practical Magic
While You Were Sleeping, has Crashed and turned quite tragic
So now it's time to give Lover Boy
The Proposal that can't miss
Put that cowboy on Speed 2: Cruise Control
And give him Two weeks Notice

Poor Sandra Bullock
Poor Sandra Bullock
She won Best Actress then
She found out her husband was cheating
He asked her, forgive me. But Hope doesn't Float for turds like Jesse
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock
All in Hollywood is crying Poor Sandra Bullock

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Old Man Ribber - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

The Best Actress curse! Seriously, wouldn't you be just a little leery of a man named Jesse James? At least his name wasn't John Dillinger! Good writes from a high volume/high quality contributer! ;D

Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Somebody PLEASE cast Catherine Zeta-Jones in a Best Actress-winning role!

Phil Nelson - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

well written, good references

Mark Scotti - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Shame, but she'll be quite the busy and Rich actress for quite some time after that win. That should ease the hurt...

Timmy1000 - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

I guess she just needed more tats. She was kind of blind-sided on this, She should have had a premonition. Too bad she didn't have two weeks notice on this or 28 days.

Max Power - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

At least she can Speed up a bit.

2Eagle - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Will somebody please cast Jennifer Aniston in a best actress role. I watched her on Friends for years and she is just as good at being serious as well as funny. I agree on CZJ. Other suggestions - Anne Hathaway, Ming Na....

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